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Queef chewing

When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face
"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"

"You're queef chewing you biiitch"
by SexyPants Mcfuckhole July 20, 2022
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Ass Chewed

To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.
"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"
by Pansycakse February 26, 2015
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Ben Chewing

When someone wins against their opponent flawlessly and effortlessly, completely decimating their arguments (and their will to live in the process).

(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).
That politician got completely Ben Chewed by a random passerby. He didn't dare open his mouth after that.

He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.

He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.
by Thundercroc May 29, 2022
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Word Chewing

When someone over annunciates words while lip syncing in video content to emulate the movements of a cartoon character.
example 1: I hate word chewing, it’s so cringey! It needs to be stopped.
example 2: I think word chewing is fun and harmless! It’s just a form of artistic expression.
* Shoutout to Cody Michael for inventing this term.
by JustARandomInternetUser April 16, 2025
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slut chew

people who chew with their mouth open
she was doing a slut chew
by michael million August 18, 2016
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chew lead

An adjective to describe a person who frequently "bites the bullet" with things.
John knows how to chew lead at his new job.
by Dies_Irae February 20, 2025
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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
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