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T. Cheat

Informal name of Strong Bad's right-hand man "The Cheat" as it appears on his Medallion Gold Plus Membership card
by Andee September 25, 2003
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Celtic

a supposed Scottish football team who delight in everything from Erin's green isle. The fans are pro Irish Nationalism, anti British, yet they are British when it suits them. (Celtic being the first British team to win the European Cup).
Their fans are also British when they go every fortnight to pick up their dole check. Have sympathies for every country/ military junta/ terrorist organisation, that have even remotely stood up to Britain or the British.
Strange people
" i hate they Brits an' nat no?
where's ma fecking giro, 'mon the Celtic"
by totfl July 24, 2008
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celt

More Culture than Race although certain genetic traits and diseases are currently being unveiled in supposedly Celtic populations in Scotland and Ireland. Possibly African in origin, currently being traced through Basque populations as previously mentioned. Based on a seafaring culture predating but eventually surpassed by the Nordics.
Celtic art and technology was sought after in the ancient world and much romanticized in 19th century England. Celtic technology included the first use of suspension in war chariots and the introduction of chain-mail to Britain and consequently mainland Europe. Some Celtic & Nordic artwork is undoubtedly responsible for the "Atlantean Myth".
Celts were indisputably fearsome and effective in battle but often disorganized when routed. The Romans had mixed success, the Vikings did much better.
It is a myth there are no Celtic peoples left in England, Cornwall for example is full of families tracing their roots back to Post-Roman times. The most interesting modern Celtic societies surviving are in the Hebrides and The Faroe's. The latter is a mix of Viking and Celtic cultures.
Celtic military technology and staff were actually quite dominant in Dark age Europe well after the Vikings had left the scene. But that is another story, search Gallowglass.
That insane Australian sun is too much for this little Black Celt.
by Monsirto April 11, 2008
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celtic

A Scottish football club whose anti-scots supporters see their team as some sort of sporting wing of the IRA - a terrorist organisation which has waged a bloody sectarian war in the United Kingdom for over 30 years.
celtic fans can often be heard singing the praises of IRA gunmen, and they regularly chant slogans like "ooh ah up the RA" when their team are playing. (RA being slang for IRA)
by Pat Mc Groyne October 10, 2005
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celtic

i just need to say that ppl who say "seltic" are fucking morons. its pronounced "KELTIC" you fucking bastardizing motherfuckers
"keltic" ok? its pronounced "KELTIC"!!
by Joseph O June 27, 2005
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cheater whore

A person who is married and is cheating on their spouse by having sex with other people, with or without the spouse's consent. This term is used most often to describe bisexual women who are married to men and having sex with other women. It was first coined by Anti_Christ on April 28th, 2005 on the W4W forum on Craigslist and it is still in constant use today.
I'm hot and fun and looking to hook up with a woman tonight because my husband is out of town and I am a cheater whore.
by Jeeping October 3, 2006
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Celtic Crossface

The act of slapping someone across the face with a handful of your semen. Variations include the Double Celtic Crossface, the Reverse Celtic Crossface, the Celtic Crossface Bitch Slap, the Celtic Uppercut, and the Celtic Gumbo Crossface, among others.
The Celtic Crossface Tom delivered sounded like a shotgun blast, and left a red hand print on Dana's cheek for three days!
by he7879 May 24, 2011
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