Candiru

A tiny parasitic catfish that lodges itself into the gills of larger fish, and (apparently) dicks (which I don't think is true).

Guy- I heard that the candiru fish swims up dicks or something.

Other guy- doubt

by piss fish August 15, 2022

CANDISH

An absolute wanker

Candish is being a wanker

by Hxhdjdsjsjjz August 20, 2022

Candi

Maia's mom

"Woah look! There's Candi! She's Maia's mom."

by maia'sbestie September 15, 2022

Chadification

Synonym for self-improvement with reference to the gigachad meme.

Transhumanism starts with self chadification

by sausagepizza69 September 21, 2022

candice

Candice is like a ligma or deez joke.

Chad "Hey you know candice?"
Andy "Who's candice?"
Chade "Candice dick fit in your mouth"

by top10saddestthingsinhistory October 7, 2022

Candice

A common way to "got 'em" someone, usually used by asking; What about Candice?

Teacher: Alright did I miss anyone?
Student: Sir, what about Candice?
Teacher: Who's Candice?
Student: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH
Teacher: Get the fuck out

by Literally Not Black October 16, 2022

Chadium

Chadium ($Ch) is a new hypothetical element with the symbol Ch.

Chadium is a combination of the words "chad" and "opium" used to describe a fictional drug to help one become a chad when he feels down. By consuming some Chadium, a person becomes aware of his confidence, popularity and power.

Chadium is very similar to hopium and copium. It is a meme word that shouldn't necessarily be taken seriously. While copium is used when someone needs to 'cope' with something, hopium is a term used to mock 'false hope' or irrational optimism. Just like them, Chadium can not be found in nature and can only be created inside a laboratory

by Chadium October 24, 2022