count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004

chuntie

a ghetto mexican,or a mexican trying to hard to act like there in mexico when they actually have never been in mexico or were born here

"Que CHido" said the chuntie.

by lora is a whore-ah January 30, 2005

counter-venge

To act vengefully before someone can act vengefully on you. Not to be confused with revenge.

credit goes to mike

Before Tommy could enact his vengence, I used my counter-venge and got to him first.

by Tommy Fingerz September 27, 2007

Count Swaggula

1) One who possesses a dangerously high amount of swagg or swagger

2) An honorary title bestowed upon Martin "Gaston" Biron, an NHL goaltender blessed with a filthy level of swagg.

I can't believe we let Count Swaggula get away from Philly

by Dano619 March 7, 2010

counter killer

A phrase used to describe a person who became so good in the game of 'Counter-Strike', that he manages to perform a 'Counter Kill'.
Meaning, killing 10 players and above - in a row.
This person is usually lifeless.

Player 1: Dude, have you seen that crazy mother fucker counter killer?!
Player 2: Dude, that was me!!!
Player 1: Dude, get a life.

by Just an ordinary dude. May 28, 2010

Counter shit

A collection of items that exist on every kitchen counter. Including but not limited to: Toaster, blender, tea-kettle, coffee machine, paper towel roll, mail from last week, an almost-empty MacBook Air box containing a slap-bracelet, dirty dish-rags, etc.

Don't worry 'bout that spunk you laid on the backsplash, bro. It'll get hidden by all the counter shit.

by Schickenipple January 2, 2016

toke countdown

The anxious countdown to when you will be able to smoke weed next. Can range from minutes to weeks.

Wendy: (on Facebook chat) hey what are you up to?
Peter: (on Facebook chat) ugh I'm on a toke countdown until my parents go to bed.

by wecomefromstars March 13, 2011