charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.
by SENDMEHOMEALREADY January 01, 2016
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John Carlo Ortega

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that, however), etc.

A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.

Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
Ben: "Dude, that guy is John Carlo Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."
by Black_Viking January 23, 2023
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What the Hell Carlos

Synonym for: Why did you do that? What the heck? What the F David Blaine?

Shortened to WTHC when used for instant messaging or texting.
Dude, I went to the liquor store but I forgot to buy some rum.

What the Hell Carlos!?
by Mr. Scherer August 20, 2008
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carlos lopez kelly

Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :

- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut
by agarita September 28, 2018
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Carlos ezequiel hernandez

Your biggest crush, every word for attractive you can think of, hot, sexy, cute, delicious, precious ect. He has an angel face and an angel heart -Amie’e, tu favorita.
“Me voy a jugar free fire con uña hombre de los sueños” “quien? Carlos Ezequiel Hernandez?” Si.
by Mireus mommy December 10, 2021
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carlos vives and chill

Sex while listening to Latin American pop, especially Carlos Vives, similar to Netflix and chill.
by clara prada December 01, 2020
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Monte Carlo Flush

Peeing in your respective partners mouth until the urine seeps from the bottom and sides of their mouth. Representing a flooded toilet bowl.
Yo I gave Alex the old Monte Carlo Flush!
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