Cactus

If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.

Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?

Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.

by Senior Chuck August 23, 2018

sassy cactus

a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends

the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit

by Fatal Mistake February 2, 2022

Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.

Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.

by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023

go fuck a cactus

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man

Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus

by alex.me March 24, 2021

cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

Sniping cactus

A complete retard who is known for deflection women like a light beam hitting a mirror. This particular cactus isn’t prickly since he will never hit puberty. He also doesn’t grow past 4”11 and has toes like oogey boogey from nightmare before Christmas

Stinky stinky sniping cactus he is eww gross

by Therealsigmaalfa October 25, 2023

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014