Congarted

fat annoying parents who are sheep and let themselves go

"i dont respect my dad cause hes a congarted swine who eats cheeze wiz out the bottle"
"At soccer games some parents can be congarted by sitting in the car instead of watching them"

by golden piglet October 24, 2023

Colgate challenge

The act of pooping out a flaccid penis.

He fell asleep on top of me when he was done, I gave him the Colgate challenge and snuck out.

by jefeefefefe February 17, 2010

Colgateing

The scene, generally at the end of a porno, where the woman swishes a mouthful of sperm through her teeth. Also refferred to as Listerining.

guy 1: All this porn is the same Oral, Straight, Anal, Facial.

Guy 2: yes, but i do love a good colgateing at a scenes conclusion, whiter whites.

by ccdevilleisawesome October 4, 2010

Conan The Destroyer

A director sequel to an old movie called "Conan The Barbarian." Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger returned for the role of Conan.

Conan The Destroyer

by MattyJ0731 December 18, 2011

Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

Conanist

Someone who masturbates to barbarian films.

Watching Arnie and his massive chopper really gets me off. I'm such a conanist.

by MrLarry124 January 27, 2014

Chonga

1 : The worst type of jerk - one of the worst types of people, usually jocks
2 : A very, very spicy bowl of Chili

Person 1 : Look at that Chonga over there
Person 2 : Yeah, I hate jocks

Person 1 : GOD THIS CHONGA IS HOT
Person 2 : Damn, that must be some hot chili

by DatOneGuy777 June 22, 2016