1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013
Get the deck the ballsmug. The secret true meaning of “ball’s on the ground!” in a disastrous football play as a player is ultimately humiliated as an inept and clueless jerk who dropped the ball.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2019
Get the balls on the groundmug. When you don't shave your scrotum for a couple days and it becomes prickly stabbing your genital area like a knife, making you want to cut your balls off, and cry endlessly in a dark corner. It pretty much feels like a small cactus in your pants.
by Vanneste:P July 12, 2015
Get the Prickle Ballsmug. The effect of not having shaved your usually clean shaven testicles for enough time that they grow short unwanted stubs.
by DirtyMexcian October 1, 2010
Get the cactus ballsmug. A Ball Wahl is a term used to describe what a male actually uses a Wahl beard trimmer for - to shave his balls. Contrary to the belief that the Wahl beard trimmer is used on the face, it is almost always used to shave hair in the public area.
Joe: Hey guys, I got a new Wahl trimmer in the mail! Can't wait to shave my face!
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.
by Great Seany June 3, 2017
Get the Ball Wahlmug. Slang for courageous.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
Get the balls of stonemug. when one testicle is pulled out of the pants and placed near the belt buckle. often times the shirt being worn will be tucked behind the testicle.
often a frat-boy party trick.
similar to the "monkey brain" or the "ball bouquet."
often a frat-boy party trick.
similar to the "monkey brain" or the "ball bouquet."
Joe talked to a girl at the party with a ball-buckle for nearly twenty minutes without her noticing.
by Lee Erik March 6, 2009
Get the ball-bucklemug.