the bible

A fictional compilation of several stories about God, and his many, many slaves on the planet we like to call earth.

God: "Woop! I exist! Spread the word."
Jesus: "Aww, but Dad..."
God: "No buts, just DO IT!"
Jesus: "Fine. Whatever..."

And so it came to pass that Jesus did make up a whole load of shit just to please his old man, and thus the Bible was born. Amen.

by catch22 October 19, 2007

Bible of misogyny 65:9

Phrase meaning :does he wanna talk to you or is he just replying?

P1:seems like he doesn’t put any effort into talking to me

P2:bible of misogyny 65:9

by doomunit69 July 2, 2021

Twilight Bible

Everything they wouldn't put in Twilight, it contains: anti-running and running, anti-drama, pick me ups suck as socialism and such.

On Star Trek they have a Twilight Bible.
I didn't see that at the convention.
Because only future dieties has books that good.

by ftlqed January 20, 2011

Bible Thumper

A bible thumper is someone that believes in God, someone that reads the bible, someone that quotes the bible, someone that turns to the bible for guidance

Ron Paul is a Bible Thumper because he quotes biblical text in his discussions.

by celticagent October 8, 2009

Bible burning

An event that some pagan groups ect. and people in the porn scene movement ect. have ever so often in order to protest fundamentalism ect.

Are you going to that bible burning?

by Deep blue 2012 August 21, 2010

Bible Thumper

Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.

She studies the bible so much she must be a great bible thumper.

by therealdeal007 March 6, 2015

da bible

All that has to be said about an event, person, statement!

Powerful for good or for bad

Ohh! this hang over is 'da bible' (apocalyptic)

That physics professor is 'da bible' (tough)

Dude! my Birthday party was 'da Bible' (divine)

This homework is 'da Bible' (eternal)

by AlliP January 11, 2009