by J. Bunsen Burner July 29, 2023

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025

can i just light up my ugly ass slashed couch that doesnt match with this antique zippo ive had for 60 years... its my city burner... and it has burnt cities.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

by Dumbnamenamer May 28, 2022

A closeted gay who goes to extreme lengths to deny his homosexuality, though it is plainly obvious which way he really swings.
-"John's got a little too much Express on to deny it."
-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."
-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."
by Respectable June 17, 2010

A small group (usually 3–5 people) who each run multiple burner accounts — typically 2 or 3 apiece — and use them together to spread lies, mass-report enemies, or fake mob outrage online. Their main goal: keep their delusions alive. Basically the final boss of brain rot — internet terrorist on steroids.
“That squad of burners need to quit that internet terrorist act — nobody likes a wet blanket.” — Everyone on Earth
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
