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homie broke

Homeboy who's secretly gay. On the down low tip.
homie broke has been calling me a fag for years and then got caught making out with a dude. wtf.
homie broke by LOW.CASPER October 15, 2011

Clark Broke 

The art of carrying around a ziplock bag of change. Being extremely broke.
I'd really like to go out with my friends tonight but I'm Clark broke.
Clark Broke by BrettJW May 31, 2016

Paper broke 

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke
All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment

rate of broke 

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come
rate of broke by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010

It Smell Broke 

Usually a term which refers to AirPod users flexing on earbud users but guess what AirPod users can’t afford a wire :o
Peter piper was wearing his AirPods and said it smell broke in here

You broke up Pantera!

Something you might say when there is no rational explanation or excuse for someone's bad behaviour. Comes from the statment yelled by a gunman who on December 8, 2004, attacked members of a band named Damageplan and its fans. Two of the members of Damageplan had previously been members of the band Pantera.
Dad: Why didn't you do your chores?
Son: You broke up Pantera!
Dad: !?
You broke up Pantera! by Big Steve December 9, 2004