Bored

The best excuse people come up with when they've done something stupid, random or crude, whether they really were bored or not.
Most things done are what people secretly always wanted to do, but just never did.

Person 1: "Why did you take a picture of yourself in the shower with an umbrella?"
Person 2: "I was bored."

Person 1: "Why are you jacking off on omegle?"
Person 2: "Bored. Wanna have some fun? ;)"

by heehoohaha April 22, 2011

Bored

you're so bored that you decided to google the definition of bored, same though

to be uninterested in something and to feel an emotion of wanting to die or do anything else that exist right now because I'm that bored

"dude maths class sucks, im so fucking bored"

"dude same"

by Meterrin February 24, 2019

bored

the definition of school you are very bored i hate school

quote from martin king luther jr

# school i get so bored in school

by i have your booty January 16, 2019

Bord Ezanga Kombo

A person who you date just for sex.

(It is in Lingala, one of the languages talked in DRC).

..: Look at her. She is my bord ezanga kombo.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Bordy Dage

A woman with an ass so big you can't define it correctly, causing you to say "Big Bordy Dage" instead of "Big Booty Bitch".

Dale: Gawd Dayum Jimmy! That's a-a-a-a BIG BORDY DAGE if I've ever seen one!

Jimmy: I think you mean big booty bitch, dale.

by JohnDonson87 December 13, 2020

Im bored

I know , i know...
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Apparently i have to also write it in a sentence this is dumb im bored

by Imboredleavemealone December 21, 2019

Border Patrol

Cleaning up down south, after you have defecated.

Taking a shower or washing up.... after you take a shit.

Sorry I was late, I was on border patrol.

by Aquarawel September 22, 2012