old brown beard

While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.

I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.

by E Dollar May 20, 2010

taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

full mama bear

This occurs when you rip someone's head off their shoulders because they fucked with your child, pet, or other thing you feel personally responsible for.

I swear to god, if anyone hurts my boy on the football field, I'm gonna go full mama bear on their ass!

by Mr. INTOX August 10, 2014

The Logy-Bear Twist

The Logy-Bear Twist is an new and exciting sexual maneuver that only experienced sexual connoisseurs should attempt to try. A bit of preparation is necessary for this move. A decent meal beforehand is not necessary but suggested. Two fingers are placed into the partners nostrils while the other hand holds the plunger firmly. The end of the plunger is then suctioned onto the partners anus. Now the partners bowel system may be controlled through a series of simple finger manuvers in the nostrils to greatly enhance the sexual pleasure of the partner. The name is gotten from how the bowels twist and turn while they are being stimulated.
Good luck.

"Yo, man. Did you hear what happened to Slick Dean? I heard that fool got the Logy-Bear Twist?" - Dim Robert
"Don't talk about it man, this is what he wanted." - Big Tom

by Arthur Cunning January 25, 2016

the white to bear arms

All U.S Americans have 'the right to bear arms', but in practice, only white people can trust police to allow them to have this right.

The white to bear arms is evident when comparing the police response to Kyle Rittenhouse, when he was allowed to walk away after he shot three people with an illegal gun and comparing that response to a Minnesotan police officer shooting Philando Castile in front of his family after he notified the officer that he had a legal gun in his car.

by America is the bad place November 23, 2021

Frost my beard

When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.

I’d let her frost my beard.

by JPPdaddy January 7, 2022

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009