Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.

"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"

by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018

blasting

The act of Text messaging. (Usually multiple texts in a short period.)

"Kim is blasting her friends about the party tonight"

by Scintilla February 18, 2008

Blasting Ass

Anal sex.

John and Dana wound up blasting ass last night.

by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003

beating the clay

An expression you use when a boy is masturbating.

I went to the riverside and there was a boy down by the river beating the clay. It was disgusting because his clay-cum was everywhere.

by Vagisil August 24, 2006

beastin

Really really REALLY cool.

Dude, that pic is so totally beastin.

by kitkat August 14, 2004

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011