car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011

Car Clog

a traffic jam

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.

by DaveWeasel June 16, 2012

Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011

car fit

The term used for a lady, who is driving a car that you see from your car. You can't be sure how good looking she is, so you hedge your bets.

She's fit, well, car fit

by Bigc7777777 January 10, 2013

Car-morial

The advertising of a dead loved one or friend on the rear window of your vehicle- a memorial on your car.

Jane had a Car-morial of her dead husband on her SUV.

by G. Robertson January 6, 2008

fauxlice car

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian

when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car

by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014

patchwork car

An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.

Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!

Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!

by Miss Tina Marie December 9, 2008