Alabama Blue Lips

Slang for an extreamly black person, so black that there lips seem blue. Also implying that the majority of Blacks reside in Alabama.

Said to a dark man: Allright Mr. Alabama blue lips, calm down its just chicken

by The Real Sweetlou October 13, 2008

Alabama Raindrop

When you ejaculate in a womens left nostril and smack her in the back of the head until she coughs it up.

Man 1: Yo bro, my girl isn't enjoying sex anymore.
Man 2: Well what kind of method are you using?
Man 1: I tried the Cleveland Steamer, the Cincinnati Bowtie,
but nothing is fun for her.
Man 1: Try the Alabama Raindrop, she will never expect what is
coming.

by Da Boi Roy and J-Rose March 15, 2008

allah ackbar

Islam inspired by the Third Reich also believes a lie repeated often enough becomes true in the mind of the simple not much unlike truthiness.

If you tell a lie big enough, allah ackbar, and keep repeating it, naive people will eventually come to believe it

allah ackbar? no! allah NOT ackbar

by allah not akbar² May 19, 2013

Alabama Bear Claw

The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.

John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.

by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010

ACAB

All Cops Are Bastards

That cop pepper sprayed those peaceful demonstrators. Man, ACAB!

by Appleicious November 23, 2011

allah ackbar

What you hear right before you fall into a trap.

I have you now, you Rebel scum. Allah Ackbar!

by Another Idiot December 31, 2010

Alabama Erection

When you get an erection about a member of your family. The Alabama Erection originates from Alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. Sickos...

Mother: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Son (in a sheepish manner): Its an Alabama erection.

**Pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate**

by Dannance January 12, 2011