The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.
My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.
by Dan I am February 5, 2010
Get the Captain Morgan Wipemug. When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.
Examples of a status ass-wipe:
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
by Jane Mc July 20, 2009
Get the status ass-wipemug. by John Doe Smokem March 13, 2014
Get the wipe her downmug. A phrase derived from an episode of Hollyoaks. Can mean
1. Literally, to wipe the foam away after someone has had an epileptic fit to make them more comfortable
2. To ignore someones physical state and to patch them up in order to kiss/pull/sleep with them, regradless of how ill/unconcious/drunk they are.
1. Literally, to wipe the foam away after someone has had an epileptic fit to make them more comfortable
2. To ignore someones physical state and to patch them up in order to kiss/pull/sleep with them, regradless of how ill/unconcious/drunk they are.
George pulled last night, she vommed so much but he wiped the foam away and got on with it
Theres only one thing to do that late in the evening - Wipe the foam away and dive in
Theres only one thing to do that late in the evening - Wipe the foam away and dive in
by GeorgeSB November 26, 2007
Get the Wipe the foam awaymug. The orange ass-wipe, also known by his scientific name, as Donald Trump. Famous for being the biggest douchebag around planet earth, of even the universe, with having found an IQ, below -100000! The orange ass-wipe is also known to have a weakness amongst Mexicans, one of the most harmless living beings on earth, with a caring tone!
Person 1: Ugh! The orange ass-wipe is back on tv.
Person 2: You for real?! Imagine if he were a white ass-wipe
Person 3: Yeah! He’d be more pleasant indeed
Person 2: You for real?! Imagine if he were a white ass-wipe
Person 3: Yeah! He’d be more pleasant indeed
by mistake.exe April 14, 2020
Get the Orange Ass-Wipemug. When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.
I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!
by Marco Porno September 4, 2019
Get the Ghost wipemug.