44. Mother of three. Blonde. Owns a volvo. Annoying as hell. wears acrylics 24/7. Currently at your workplace speaking to your manager.
Watch out for fkn Karen. MID AGED WHITE WOMEN WITH BOB CUTS ARE NOT TO BE SPOKEN TO IN ANY SORT OF TONE.
by 0 IQ Jayyson November 15, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Karen a rude mother who is, Head of Pta mom, talks bad about mother's and Facebook, Has two responsible kids. also has beef with Kelly
by Jayden's thot 🤡🤧 October 30, 2019
Get the Karenmug. by convert to shmurdism September 8, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Narcissist woman angry at everyone for imaginary sleights and offenses.
Although men prefer long, natural hair, Karen keeps her hair short. She colors her hair with blonde highlights.
Karen is unconcerned with pleasing her man or engaging with the World as a feminine lady.
Karen rebukes the manager if his service employees aren't servile and obsequious to her.
Karen can't drive for 15 minutes without screaming through her windshield at another driver for failing to respect her as if she's in a Presidential motorcade.
Karen never apologizes.
Karen is sanctimonious and shameless.
Although men prefer long, natural hair, Karen keeps her hair short. She colors her hair with blonde highlights.
Karen is unconcerned with pleasing her man or engaging with the World as a feminine lady.
Karen rebukes the manager if his service employees aren't servile and obsequious to her.
Karen can't drive for 15 minutes without screaming through her windshield at another driver for failing to respect her as if she's in a Presidential motorcade.
Karen never apologizes.
Karen is sanctimonious and shameless.
If you see a Karen on the sidewalk, cross the street to avoid her. She's wearing a psychological bomb vest under her blouse.
by CrusadeNow May 28, 2020
Get the Karenmug. by Grace-Rae Zoeey August 25, 2020
Get the Karenmug. 
Drives a minivan to take her blonde kid to soccer practice. But she became late because she was speaking to the manager of Starbucks because he gave her the wrong amount of ice in her venti pink drink.
"OMG are you the legendary Karen omg can you ask your kids what kids bop song they are listening to."
#soccerFL #CALMDOWNKAREN # PICKEYRICKY #twitterbird
"OMG are you the legendary Karen omg can you ask your kids what kids bop song they are listening to."
#soccerFL #CALMDOWNKAREN # PICKEYRICKY #twitterbird
Karen IS SO STUCK UP.
by LOLPOTATOKAREN March 2, 2020
Get the Karenmug.