jerk-sicle

When you get an ouchie on your penis and put an ice pack on it. But then your girlfriend decides to try and heal you by giving you a blowjob while your dick is ice cold, like a popsicle

Damn dude, yesterday we were going hard at it and i hurt my dick badly, and as she was putting the ice pack on she decided to give me a jerk-sicle. was the best feeling ever bro.

by Makkie_Sakkie October 4, 2021

In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.

Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.

by Treeguts December 23, 2018

Sulky jerk

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.

Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.

by agreenssfan February 14, 2017

The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.

The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.

by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011

Jingle Jerk

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

fucking jerk

a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously

right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker

by maryuwandpets May 14, 2021

Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019