Hans Christian

Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.

After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.

-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"

by Cinamel April 19, 2018

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Han

A funny charming person who always likes to have a good time and has the cutest smile. The life of the party and a good loyal friend. You can always depend on him to have your back when it really matters.

Man, Han is such a fun guy to be around

by Awhhihello November 23, 2021

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JB Han

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "看看你的牛子" meaning "let me look at your (dick)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "show your dick". It is similar with the old slang "看看批" meaning samely.

“我的牛子很他妈大”
“看看你的JB Han”

by jiaran July 11, 2022

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Hans Simy

an extremely unfunny joke oftentimes resulting in overwhelming cringe, disgust, and sometimes even thoughts of suicide.

“that joke at the lunch table today was a total hans simy”

by daevbom October 27, 2025

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han

han is so sexc and cool always drippy with the fits very nice and a cool friend han is very thoughtful and wishes she was 6ft tall but han is still cool without being 6ft tall

han is sexc

by juUz0u_0 November 22, 2021

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