YouTube comments 

The deepest, darkest layer of hell imaginable. Full of the following spawns of Satan:
1: Spam bots
2: People with 8 subscribers who plug their own channels and try to get idiots to subscribe to them
3: Horrendous grammar
4: Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad "trends" and "jokes", typically typed as one of the following:
a) L
Li
Lik
Like
Like t
Like th
Like thi
Like this
Like thi
Like th
Like t
Like
Lik
Li
L
b) in bold, and like T H I S .

The Youtube comments section is where my soul, faith in humanity and happiness went to die.

YouTube comments by _Andromeda October 29, 2018

youtube trolls 

Hateful, racist, sexist, immature, misspelled, questionable, comments made by internet trolls mainly consisting of an age group of 7-13, written on a site known as youtube. In short, its were immature coward kids go to gain confidence by writing hateful messages they'll never have the guts to say in their lifetime.

Youtube trolls
trollkiddd88: bieber is such a fag...SHE should really go hide in a cave or sumthin cuz no on like her!!!

beibercrazebitch: @trollkidd88 shet teh fuck up!!! BIEBER all the way...<<<<3 u r jes a jelus imatur cunt...hu haz no life ..ur jes madd cuz beiber rules nd u suck!!!

jesse99: FAKE AND GAY!!

youtube trolls by droll face March 10, 2011

Youtube ADD 

The inability to sit on one video on Youtube and watch the whole thing through without feeling and impulse to browse through and click on one of the related videos.

Arjun: Oh man check out this video out!
Me: OK let's see it.
Arjun: (30 sec into video) Hey look! There's another video of the same guy!
Me: ...dude you have a serious case of Youtube ADD

Youtube ADD by Homer1 October 23, 2008

YouTube Nazi 

1.The moderators on youtube who go around deleting all of the good anime, reality shows, hacks, and basicly any thing fun

2. A person who is not a youtube moderator, but acts like one by flagging all of the good stuff

1
carl: Dude! I had this link so I could watch my favorite family guy scene, but now its gone!
Joe: Well, I wouldent be surprised if thoses damn youtube nazis got rid of it

2.
Bob: JOE! ALL OF MY VIDEOS WERE FLAGGED BY (insert username here)!!! THATS YOUR ACOUNT YOU YOUTUBE NAZI!

YouTube Nazi by Dhiz Kanichioko December 29, 2007

Youtube Material

A phrase when something funny or interesting happens, and it is so awesome it deserves to be on Youtube.

Something so awesome even Mitchell Davis, Shanedawson, fluffetalks, or sxephil would want on their channel.

usually said as" Thats youtube material right there!"

Person 1: whoah look at those hot white girls Sara and Kristen dressed up as G@NK$T@$! getting beaten up by black people. this is hilarious!

Person 2: Dude that's youtube material right there.

Youtube Material by thatsyoutubematerialrighthere May 2, 2009

YouTube Hater 

Pretty much someone with no life who goes around commenting retarded, no way constructed often racist comments on youtube videos. If someone says "That video was bad becuase.... blah blah.... try to have better lighting next time." Thats not a hater. If a video actually does suck, saying that it's bad doesn't make you a hater at all, but its when your video isn't that bad that these get out of hand. Youtube haters also usually spell like my dog... when she was in her mom's belly.

"dude ur a fuckes ass what the hell is ur prob is she ur girl friend or something u dip shit u must really like her to stay here and post shit about other ppl ur a no life who is a nerd that thinks he can act kool cuzz no one know him or anything u suck herry ones dude u think ur a that but ur absolutley nothing u this u can act like a gangster or something but ur not so stop bieng a ass u jackass and star living in realety cuzz ur a no good piece of tird and i dont care how i spell u dick >:D"

"eww a nigger who thinks she is funny"

"tht wuz retarded. tht wuz a rip off of mi video.=P (Her video was made a month after my video)"

All actual comments I have received from YouTube Haters

YouTube Hater by Angelicawalker123 March 9, 2009

Youtube Coma 

An unsettling experience where one goes on youtube to watch a single video and wakes up hours later not knowing what time it is or how much of their life was just wasted watching videos.

Are you okay? Where the hell were you?

Yeah, sorry, lost track of time... Must have been a youtube coma. What day is it?

Youtube Coma by dreamweaver6242 January 28, 2010