I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.

We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Yard Open

A prison term called out by inmates to indicate the area is free of guards and to proceed with passing contraband or delivering messages. It is also something to call out when someone bends over to indicate a bootyhole is open for business.

"Ay, can I get a yard check? Any 12 out there? -Nah, yard's open man."
"Damn, dropped my soap. -YARD OPEN!"

by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021

Yard

Someone’s house or property

“Get down my yard cuz now “

by longshlongethan October 6, 2019

Bosnian Yard Harnet

They’re warm and scared, are they Caronds?

Look at all my Bosnian Yard Harnets, they are warm and scared

by Sponkky May 30, 2022

bob in the yard

bob has a backyard

bob in the yard is a mushroom

by applepieinmahjeans October 5, 2021

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025