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Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.
Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?
by wagnam163 June 15, 2025
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Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.
by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025
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walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.
Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.
by what are you the fae August 25, 2025
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Walmart slut

One who buys lingerie and/or non brand name clothing in an attempt to procure wealth, goods and/or men.
If only that Walmart slut could have made it to Victoria’s Secret- they have a sale on black bras and no one would have to see her pasty white strap.
by Jax Loreau January 17, 2025
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walmart

the dumpster of america. - plainrock124. there are alot of people out there criticisizing the quality of walmart products.
random idiot - checc this out @everyone

me - what

mod - stop pinging @everyone next ping and its a 14 day mute

random idiot - its a 1 doller walmart tablet i bet its better than ur pathetic appel

mod - i have an ipad pro. even an ipad 1st generation is better than even the best of android, you got the worst tablet out there

me - same. i also agree with that statement

mod ?role add @user admin

mod - ?ban noappeal @random broke ass loser get the hell out of here and dont come back
by 584940493395874392034839394 February 2, 2025
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Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.
You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025
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Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025
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