Personal Walking Theme Music

This is heard when someone's MP3 player, on their cell phone goes off in their pocket or purse, most usually unbeknownst to them, and they are now walking along with their own music playing out loud, like an individual's theme music in a movie or TV show might have.

Mary should be here any minute.
How do you know?
I hear her Personal Walking Theme Music, oh, here she is!

by TheTrance-Master July 20, 2011

Crab walking

CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.

Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.

by Trimped February 13, 2017

Mom Walking

1. The same as power walking but it is done in a very stylish way by moms.
2. A mean way to criticize someone's way of walking.

1. "What's Terry been up to this morning?"
"I think she was out mom walking."
2. "Yo! Look at Adam! He's mom walking, dude!"

by LilyLemonade June 3, 2018

race walking

Race walking everyone at the track meets thinks its really easy cause you walk but no its one of the hardest events to do but it's funny to watch us racewalkers we take it serious. The reason why it's hard is because you walk a mile and your shins hurt and your throat burn from the air and it's death but fun

Advice - don't eat before your race

"I shouldn't have eaten that food"
"Ahhhhh my shins!!!
" I wonder what my time is?"
"Did I make it"

"Ughhh the dq flags"

"Oo finally it's a nice offical"
" NOOOOO I'm not ready"

"Where are they the officials"

"Omg um running late few I'm not late"
"Uhhhh we have the same number"
" ahhhh I have to go to the bathroom so bad I need to get this race walking done where are the officials"
"Yeah who's ready to race walk"

by Xcrunner2k18 December 16, 2018

The ultimate walking L

Someone that really can’t do anything right and has nothing to live for because he is a bum

The basketball player Jamaine Hawkins Davenport is the ultimate walking L.

by Poop -_- December 27, 2018

Walking on Sunshine

A sexual act where someone urinates on your feet

"oh man she was so dirty last night, totally had me walking on sunshine"

by Kid Grimez November 2, 2011

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004