Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

by A mates wife August 8, 2019

co-wife

A wife that doesn't know her husband treats another woman like is wife.

If only she knows she is the co-wife.

by Thatgirlmeadow September 14, 2019

doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)

Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”

by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019

dramatic wife

A spouse that Googles symptoms and automatically comes back stating death is near; can be coupled with the statement "I can't even" frequently.

I think I have a dramatic wife. Her name is Cynthia and she thinks she is dying. In reality it's called hungry and being tired.

by whelpicantfixthat May 15, 2018

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Finishing-Wife

The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)

We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife

by A-1n February 22, 2020