Baking Soda Volcano Bias

The fundamental and arrogant misconception that all fields of science, and indeed the entire pursuit of knowledge, are as simple and easily reproducible as a grade-school baking soda volcano experiment. It’s the bias that leads people to think they can dismiss climate science, epidemiology, or evolutionary biology with the same casual confidence they'd have criticizing a failed baking project. It’s a metabias because it colors how you view the entire process of science itself—as a trivial, one-off trick anyone can do.

Example: "He watched one YouTube video and now thinks he knows more about vaccine development than the entire CDC. Textbook Baking Soda Volcano Bias."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Shaving the volcano

The act of inserting a digit into your partners anus and pulling out slightly to make what looks like a volcano to aid the use of a razor.

“Wife wanted a smooth ring piece and asked me if I’d help her ‘shave the volcano’”

Shaving the volcano

by CryptoZog December 12, 2024

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

Dildo Buttuh volcano

When you put chocolate syrup in a girls mouth and shove a buttered dildo up her anus so the chocolate spews from her mouth and as she chokes you take another buttered dildo and shove it in her mouth

I gave my girlfriend a Dildo Buttuh Volcano at her grandmas funeral

by MrLongPubes October 24, 2025

Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.

Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.

by AdamDangerX April 21, 2016