fucking virgin

the best oxymoron everr.

Cassidy: "Scotty, your a fucking virgin!"

Scotty: "I can't be a virgin if i am fucking."

Cassidy: "Exactly, Scotty. You can't be fucking, because your a VIRGIN!"

Scotty: "Shut the fuck up."

by goofy douchee bagg. October 16, 2008

Virgin Reset

When someone hasn't had sex, or participated in any sexual acts in so long, they might as well be reset to a virgin. Or if the only person that someone has gotten down with, is horribly ugly, it doesn't count, and that person is a virgin reset. Like reseting a game or a calculator, its all fresh, and inexperienced.

1) Matt was talking shit to his little brother 'bout bein' a virgin, till I called him out; only ass he's tapped was that ugly bitch back in high-school... He might as well be a virgin reset.

2) Matt hasn't gotten any in 4 years, that little virgin reset isn't gana remember where to stick it.

by Actingrude February 5, 2008

Anal Virgin

someone with a tight asshole that has yet to be penetrated or
f**cked

Denise was an Anal Virgin until Dave tapped that asshole.

by tapthatass September 23, 2005

Virginity Kisses

popping a girls cherry with your tounge while eating her out

Gene Simmons has probably given plenty of virginity kisses

by jordiggernigger September 25, 2011

Virgin Lean

Purple drank without cough syrup; a synonym for sprite.

Person 1: Dude is that sprite?
Person 2: Yeah man I'm turnt af from sippin' on this virgin lean

by Sippinonthissizzurp May 31, 2016

Mega Virgin

A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex

"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"

by Grador November 16, 2015

Facetime Virginity

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.

Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.

by admiralawesome12 July 8, 2010