Cunt trumpet

vuvuzela

I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet

by Kokweasl June 20, 2010

Trumpets

Those who are for Donald Trump.

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.

by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017

Rusty Trumpet

When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.

Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"

Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"

Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"

by Justen9601 November 17, 2016

little brass trumpet

kind of like a semi-boner, only not as much. usually caused by a not so hott chick that has a nice body.

I had a little brass trumpet when i was looking down her shirt at her nice tits, it's just too bad she's fugly.

by r0dney j0ns0n June 26, 2004

trumpertantrum

Any emotional outburst that comes out of Donald Trump's mouth. The origin of the word comes from Ted Cruz

"Did you see the news? Donald Trump called out Ted Cruz's legal status as an American!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just another trumpertantrum."

by KRizzle October 4, 2016

Trumpet

When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.

"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"

by SeptemberAnna July 24, 2012

trumpet

A bisexual person of either male or female gender, so named for the two ends of the trumpet.

The bell of the trumpet represents the vagina where one may place one's face mimicking the act of oral sex on a female.

The funnel represents the penis where one may place their lips and blow or buzz, once again mimicking the act of oral sex, this time applied to the male genitalia.

See also: study the trumpet
A trumpet is a person who studies the trumpet.

'Are you bisexual?'
'What do you mean?'
'Do you study the trumpet?'
'Oh, right. Yes, I do, Ross.'

by W.D. Stevens February 6, 2012