1 definition by Justen9601
When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.
Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"
Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"
Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"
Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"
Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"
by Justen9601 November 17, 2016