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Rusty Trumpet

When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.

Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"

Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"

Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"

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