trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

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Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat August 23, 2008

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jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010

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plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.

This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.

by flandep July 3, 2010

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Smelly Trout Bucket

Someone who has explosive diarrhea and pooped in his pants but is outside when it occurs

Ryan stopped in his tracks clenching is cheeks, he yelled out "I have a Smelly Trout Bucket"

by Milk4451 January 12, 2024

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Stout trout

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.

David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.

by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013

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