When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.
by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023
Get the Look at the tomatoes on that onemug. Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.
Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Get the Tomato canmug. The act of stuffing tuna fish in the vagina of an over weight ginger with an extraordinarily large puffy red exterior vagina, followed by eating her out.
Took a ginger home from the bar and gave her a tuna stuffed tomato, which was perfect because she was extremely overweight and I had left over tuna
by True pimp playa for real January 12, 2021
Get the Tuna Stuffed Tomatomug. Me and my girlfriend were sick of the front bum so we got nasty with the poo shoot and I ended up with a tomato bracelet!
by BloodyPnut December 8, 2018
Get the Tomato Braceletmug. #1 victory royale
yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
10 kills on the board right now
just wiped out tomato town
yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
10 kills on the board right now
just wiped out tomato town
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023
Get the tomato townmug. 
A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation
Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."
by |P|R|Y|M|E| August 27, 2021
Get the Tomato Ramenmug.