all up in your toaster-oven

a smart-ass comeback to "gettin' all up in someone's grill"

Back up yo, you's all up in my toaster-oven

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

toasted

Turned a golden, crispy brown due to heating a delcious bowl of weed.

Sweet Jesus am I toasted!

by B. March 2, 2003

milk toast

spineless, having no backbone.

rachel did exactly what she was told and never stood up for herself, thus she was milk toast.

by mike rohn June 12, 2005

toasterfucking

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.

Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.

by fanglekai April 4, 2009

toast

one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.

Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.

ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.

by thoribae October 11, 2018

Brave Little Toaster

having sex with a person in a coma while shocking them with the defibrillation paddles

Back when he was a resident, Parker used to BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER bitches in the vegetable ward all the time...

by T. L. Jones August 3, 2008