Jakie Town

A scottish term for an area know to be inhabited by jakies'.

Also a term used to describe a shady area or place.

Man this place is the definiton of Jakie Town i tell ya.

by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Rural townie

A chav that lives in the sticks, but wished they came from a city (or at least somewhere with a Budgens or a fish 'n' chip shop where they can hang out)

If it wasn't for the 20mph speed limit...plus speedbumps...plus tractors...plus sheep crossing...plus OAP bus...I could've run that rural townie over much harder. Lets go back.

by MK'chenko July 6, 2006

walmart town

A town that is in the middle of nowhere, a.k.a hick town. A town that has a walmart in every corner.

There's nothing to do here, you live in a walmart town

by jen Nguyen October 6, 2008

tonk tower

A vehicle(truck) packed with food.furniture,toys,etc passed the top of the roof a vehicle.

I saw a tonk tower on I-10 today,with 6 tonks in the cab.

by bronson777 October 27, 2009

Game towel

After cheap meaningless sex one cleans up all of the love schmagma, preferably with an article of thier partners clothing, and throws it in the opposite partners face.

I banged Trevor's sister and gave that dirty ho the "Game towel".

by big bush doctor April 20, 2010

Trouser Towel

The act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs.

Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬

Person 1: Hey dude, did you use that hand dryer?

Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.

Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!

by TommyK1993 July 16, 2010

Two towel lounge

TwoTowelLounge The art of lounging on your couch/chair with two towels around you after a shower. Simply the best thing to do after a shower. Directions: 1. Have a shower 2. Get out of the shower 3. Take one towel wrap it around your waist. take another towel and throw it around your shoulders. 3. Grab a drink 4. Lounge on the couch/chair 5. Turn on the television 6. lounge for 15 minutes or more. The best way to relax after a shower.
#twotowellounge
Creater: @freemanb43 Promoter: @chadlyhabing

hey bro wanna two towel lounge?

by chadhabing August 14, 2011