beer poached

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.

Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."

by EViL2uCe February 18, 2010

shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

by vladimir23456 July 18, 2008

Beers ago

Some things are measured in beers, not time

A: Didn't you say it was time to leave this bar and go home?
B: Man, that was beers ago!

A: I'm gonna ask that hot girl for a dance!
B: I thought you said she's not your type?
A: Dude, that was beers ago!

by c2h5oh November 16, 2011

coupla beers

A term used to downplay the ACTUAL number of beers consumed.

When my bf says he had a coupla beers, i know it was probably a 12 pack.

by Jaimebug77 May 7, 2016

american beer

Defined by a few large quantity brewers who produce absolute swill, and thousands of small, relatively unknown brewers who, in fact, make some of the best beer in the world, in many cases better than import beers.

Compare Budweiser with a nice, high quality Pyramid beer. Both are american beer, but vastly different in quality and taste.

by Bill Definters December 10, 2008

Buck a Beer

Ontario slang. Cheapest legally available beer. Between Oct 2005 and Dec 2008 the minimum price of beer in Ontario was $24 for a case of twenty-four. This minimum price has since been raised to $25.60 but the moniker "Buck a Beer" has remained for all beers that are sold at minimum price.

Guy 1 "Wow that beer's gross"
Guy 2 "What do you expcect for Buck a Beer?"

Girl 1 "That beer tastes great!"
Girld 2 " I know right? And it's Buck a Beer!"

by jianadaren1 October 7, 2009

Beer Bladder

When you have to pee every five seconds due to excess beer consumption.

Dude, we drank so many Heinekens tonight, my beer bladder is in full effect.

by ChantAndiPants October 17, 2008