Nuns Tits

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

by biffboy April 9, 2009

tit for twat

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

McVittie Tits

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.

Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.

by Hay Jude August 22, 2015

sick tits

When one or both of the female's breasts are feeling under the weather, thus resulting in violent projectile regurgitation via the nipple hole.

"Excuse me teacher... Can I please go to the bathroom? I think I have sick tits."

"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"

"Oh, she has sick tits."

by Narrated by Morgan Freeman January 20, 2015

oh tits!

an expression used during an event of important significance. Also used when exasperated. As well as in the case of what you had previously expected to take place does not. Exclaimation during a sudden realization.

oh tits!

Walking through a large crowded area
Person A - There's no way we'll make it through this...
Person B - Come on, follow me
Person A - Oh Tits! *Follows Person B*

by roflstomper November 3, 2007

Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.

Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito

by Crisco Steve December 5, 2007

pendulum tits

A pair of very large breasts that swing around during doggy-style sex.

Man, she's got some great pendulum tits!

by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006