dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015

sammie war

When divers pull out their sammies in a "duel position" , and start slapping each other, seeing who will give up first. See sammie slap.

Theo and Matt are having another sammie war.

by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009

Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.

Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.

by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021

Star wars

The misadventures of 2 droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO.

Let's be real, star wars is all about r2d2's and c3po's misadventures to a lot of places.

by NUCLEAR NACHo March 13, 2017

clit war

Another term for lesbian sex or an all female orgy

Me and my girlfriend had a total clit war last night

by Reydlab721 April 3, 2017

Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020

Analogy War

When an analogy is abused due to two or more people constantly arguing over it and trying to add on to it. Serves many purposes such as a guy trying to get it in with an unwilling girl, someone trying to convince another to stop doing something such as drugs, ect.

Horny guy: Baby, you gotta be adventurous sometimes, or you'll never find your way around the mountain. (sex analogy)

Girl: But what if I get attacked by a wild animal in the mountains?

Horny guy: Sometimes the adventure is worth it.

Person 3: ANALOGY WAR!

by XKatXKitty December 7, 2010