Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016

Uncle Phil

Top Dolla

LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.

by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 5, 2023

Uncle Scwag

A right lad who lives in north wales. Could be a nonce, we never know.

Uncle Scwag touched me.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

Uncle Tambien

noun (offensive, Hispanic American)

Derivative of “Uncle Tom”
An individual of Hispanic background that leans more political conservative than the woke liberals of the 2020’s believe is suitable for their minority status

• a person regarded as betraying their cultural or social allegiance.
•Term coined by Adam Carolla

“Can you believe Pedro voted for Donald Trump? He turned out to be a real Uncle Tambien.”

by Facemob941 April 22, 2022

Uncle Ricky

Uncle Ricky is neither tangible or contactable. He knows all and teaches all. Used to describe an anonymous figure.

Uncle Ricky taught me how to mass produce marketable drugs

by The Uncle Ricky October 31, 2021

Uncle Eric

That super chill uncle who is super wise and chill at the same time

Come on lets go to uncle Eric and have the best day of our lifes

by Corianis February 12, 2021