A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.
“Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”
by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018
Get the house puppetmug. • One person lubricates their dominant hand, and proceeds to fist a second person.
• The first person lifts the second person up with their lubricated hand, whilst fisting them.
• The second person will slide down the entire forearm, giving the appearance of a puppet.
• The first person lifts the second person up with their lubricated hand, whilst fisting them.
• The second person will slide down the entire forearm, giving the appearance of a puppet.
by ruugard July 4, 2025
Get the Greensboro Puppeteermug. when ones boss, inserts their entire arm into an employee or innocent womans anus, and proceeds to traverse their entire body and posses their face, mocking them in the most childish way possible.
by duchochestadomioputa August 12, 2021
Get the puppetmug. "Nice Erotic Shadow Puppet! I can see an elephant"
"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."
"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."
by Alaska Thunderfun February 10, 2018
Get the erotic shadow puppetmug. by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania Pirate Puppetmug. by Ryan Codez February 3, 2009
Get the blood puppetsmug. She's the puppet, and I'm the puppet master.
by Earning a fucking July 12, 2016
Get the Puppet mastermug.