Chewing bark

The act of chewing the bark of a tree during sex. Typically in the doggy style position.

I was banging this chick against a tree last night. I hit it so hard, I had her chewing bark.

by Bully_101 April 19, 2018

chewing asbestos

n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos

Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing

I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos

West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos

by Waaadds July 22, 2022

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Chew

AKA an inbred incel rat aka cracks aka ac aka dust. The only thing this guy can finish is a spicy chicken burger meal. Allegeric to Naan, his biggest opp a sloth from ice age. Dont believe a word from a rat like this always sayin he's fixing up but cant even stop bussin nuts. Nose broken by a lift. only thing a chew knows is how to take 2 2 secs too long when getting ready

You seen that Chew Scuttlin behind wimmy

by Rattus August 9, 2023

chew bet

"You bet" but with a slight twist.

You: Thanks man!
Friend: Chew bet! *Chewbacca sounds*

by unacceptable22 June 2, 2025

Jaen Chew

Is a hot and cold person. Sometimes he will be very passionate and sometimes he’s really cold like he don’t want to talking to you. A very hard to know person. Keeps many secrets to himself and you won’t know whether the person u r talking to is the true him.

That’s how Jaen Chew is. You don’t need to care about him.

by I try try only November 12, 2021