The December Challenge

The December Challenge is completed by abstaining from masturbation for the entire month of December, besides Christmas.

You have to masturbate on Christmas.

Johnny: Hi mom.

Mom: Hi Johnny.

Johnny: Did you know that it's gonna be a white Christmas this year?

Mom: How do you know that Johnny?

Johnny: I'm partaking in the December Challenge.

Mom: Oh.

by K_Money December 21, 2013

vertically challenged

Very short.

Why are you vertically challenged??

by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009

Rachel's Challenge

A challenge to make sure that people will do good. Was named after the first person to die in the Columbine shootings back in '99. Her actions were very kind and warm hearted, but that's not the real point of the challenge. It is really charging towns $25,000 or more to fail at making good people. We all know that you don't change and that we cannot be changed for any reason.

Person 1: Hey ___, you hear that the Rachel's Challenge thing is coming to our school?

Person 2: That was a waste of money our football team could've used instead.
*Tard walks by the two*
Person 2: Duh, hur, dar, I'm a tard
Person 1: *Socks Person 2 in the face* Dude, this is why we need it, because of assholes like you.

by Mikau02 November 2, 2019

challenger incident

When you shit so hard you blow out your asshole (O-ring).

Background: The space shuttle Challenger exploded during take off because of one of the O-rings failing.

After drinking all night and eating those nachos I had a Challenger incident this morning on the toilet.

by BillyClubOrgan July 20, 2016

global challenge

It's the challenge to hook up with every racial ethnicity

"Hey Bob where you been mate?" Says Jim
Bob replies with "Saturday night I was in India mate I'm doing the global challenge😉"
*few weeks pass*
Jim says " Hey Bob good to see you, still in India?"
"Nah mate just got stuck in Germany recently" Bob replied

by Crikeymaaate January 23, 2023

Gaston Challenge

When your significant other agrees to give you on demand blow jobs for a month straight for attaining a set goal. Upon finishing, the significant other will have a chiseled jaw like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast from all the effort.

Yo! My girl said she would go for the Gaston Challenge if I lost 20lbs!

by Big Reox February 19, 2021

Kiki challenge

Something not to do.

“In my feelings is on! Let’s do the Kiki challenge!”
“Get out my car.”

by kid slicc September 13, 2018