When a person takes a dump, and another person ejaculates on that dump. The first person then puts said dump into their mouth, and sucks the penis of the first person.
by Thetigersim March 21, 2014

A brown chocolate icing used to smear around the asshole. The pre taste before the tongue enters the hole.
by GloriGoalz September 12, 2016

A person with a normal or above intellect, but fails to function in the real world. Also struggles figuring out how to complete simple tasks.
by Max_Wright April 30, 2021

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

Wedding brownie ; AKA brown wedding cake
1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.
1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.
Damn did you hear what Stephanie gave Matt after that wedding? No what was it? She gave him a wedding brownie!
by medicneballer June 4, 2017

you sleep Commando, sit on the edge of the bed n the morning, when you stand up, hey presto, youve left a brownie badge on the bed!
by Paul Hunter June 9, 2007

by stewart mclean November 18, 2007
