Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023

Spread

To fuck a woman.
Refers to spreading a woman's legs to fuck her.

I would sure like a spread her.

by Judge dredd7 January 9, 2012

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with chili

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024

The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.

I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.

by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

spreads

going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)

I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.

by stmary February 1, 2013

Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught

I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy August 7, 2008

FUDGE SPREADING

When a very horny homo (Cam) goes on a fuck spree.

Fucking as many other men as possible.

Cam got all randy after watching broke back mountain and decided he wanted to go Fudge Spreading.

by Scotte so fucking hotte January 21, 2025