seanna murphy

a wonderful girl that happens to smell

you that girl is a seanna murphy

by badbirch111 November 1, 2020

Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"

After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!

by QuacksO July 31, 2018

Murphy

A dude that has a bigger dick than any kid named Tyler.

Oh that Murphy kid has a massive dick.

by Rebels1022 May 3, 2019

Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021

eoin murphy

Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck

“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”

by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021

murphy

murphy is another doge meme but with another more realistic dog it is not so widespread as doge tho

bro I laughed so much with that meme with murphy that i shit my pants

by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021

Sarah Murphy

Sarah Murphy is a manipulative person. in my eyes atleast..

"Who is sarah Murphy?"
"A manipulative person.."
"HEY I heard that!"

by installation March 4, 2022