Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

log squish

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.

That guy looks like a log squish

by Cobenhagen January 4, 2018

hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.

Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.

by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018

Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

by Richard Michael Richmond December 24, 2018

Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 5, 2019