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Bonk Lord

A really suicidal person who makes death jokes, probably in a boat zone. This person will also not be suicidal in any way shape or form, they say they are, but they have a really good life ahead of them.
"Man, you're a real Bonk Lord if you know what I'm saying!"

"That guys a real Bonk Lord."
by Construct April 30, 2022
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Lord Spinoza

A dude who likes to lay in the bushes and paint his balls on easter in hopes that someone will mistake em.
Wow, look at the person in the van driving around schools, better watch out, he might be a Lord Spinoza.
by what now11 September 29, 2011
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Tit lord

A person who get so many big juicy bitch tits that no one in a 4 mile radius can even look at there own nipple with out the tit lord knowing about it.

Charles- Hey why is that guy rubing the other guys nipple?

Emily- Bc he owns them all, he is the Tit lord, but he said no homo first so its cool.
To be a tit lord one must first remove there own nipples bc the tit lord canot be distracted from the tits of his people.
by Charles The Cuck Lord December 5, 2017
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, massive shlong btw
poo lord is da best
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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Lord Farquaad

The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.
Lord Farquaad is the best character from Shrek
by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021
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Cum Lord

Someone who has mastered the art of Cum. There is only one and he is the Lord of all Cum. Bow to him.
Cristian is the Cum Lord.
by DaddyBigPeep June 26, 2023
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Lord Ethics

A hypocritical view of the world and the people living in it.
He looks down his nose in lord ethics judgment.
by Wold2 July 1, 2022
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