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Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."
Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."
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yellow jackets

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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
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Starter Jacket

The best jacket of the 90s, still in style today and should be looked upon as a symbol of status in ones life.
A refreshing jacket, a throwback in a non insulting fashion and iconic sportswear jacket, vintage fashion, always in style.
🖤 Tupac Shakur – Often seen in a Raiders Starter jacket, which became one of the most iconic looks of the 1990s hip-hop scene.

❤️ Will Smith – Wore different NBA and NFL Starter jackets in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, especially Bulls and Eagles ones.

🤍 N.W.A. – Members of the group, especially Eazy-E, were frequently photographed wearing Raiders Starter jackets, representing West Coast culture.

💙 Michael Jordan fans – During the Bulls’ 1990s dominance, many fans (and celebrities) wore Chicago Bulls Starter jackets to show support.

💛 Run-D.M.C. and LL Cool J – Also rocked various NYC team Starter jackets during performances and photo shoots.
by VintageGuy October 7, 2025
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jacket bitch

a term describing the person who is forced to carry one or more jackets for his/her friends.

occurs especially when friends are out shopping, or when at a party where there is no clear place to leave your jacket.
Jeff: Dude , be my jacket bitch for a minute? Ima try on that sweater over there.

Anne: Quick! Find us a jacket bitch! Standing near the drinks table with our jackets on is so awkward!
by C-Scraps December 20, 2009
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Joke jacket

A person that thinks that he or she is funny but instead that this lame joking ass funny not as that.
Haha, you are such a joke jacket bro.
by Master of Joke Jackets December 28, 2018
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flacka jacket

modern version of straight jacket used to restrain a flacka dancer out of control
hey sgt you better grab a flacka jacket ,this one is a boot wearing mosh pitter
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