Jimmy forgot to buy chicken broth from the store, so instead of panic, he dipped his balls into the water creating gooch broth.
by GolfSon October 20, 2009
Get the gooch brothmug. The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.
1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!
2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
by Goochman April 11, 2012
Get the Upper Goochmug. My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch
by anonymous February 22, 2021
Get the Dusty Goochmug. by MasterGooch April 13, 2016
Get the gooch mastermug. A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both
Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date
"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "
John sat there thinking to himself
"What a gooch stabber"
"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "
John sat there thinking to himself
"What a gooch stabber"
by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009
Get the Gooch Stabbermug. A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch
Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!
by 2269 September 15, 2010
Get the Gooch Pyromug. by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015
Get the gooch doctormug.