Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019

droppin' the egg

1. Finally making a decision that needs to be made.
2. Ceasing to be a coward about a specific situation

Fuck it, I’m droppin' the egg and getting out of this town.
Dude, it’s time to drop the egg and ask her out.

by thattallguy March 10, 2020

Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

boilin' eggs

A saying between persons made to sound like an inside joke and have other people who do not know the saying be confused.

Fun Fact : Initially created by Gavin, Zach, and Mike.

Person A : "Dude I was boilin' eggs with your mother last night.

Things got hot and some shells were cracked, if ya know what I mean."

Person B : "Dude you did THAT to my mom?!"

Person C : "What does Boilin' Eggs mean?"

*Person A and Person B give a blank stare to person C*

Person A & B in unison to Person C : "How do you NOT know what that means?! You don't deserve to know..."

*Person C looks it up on Urban Dictionary the night after the incident and feels like a dumbass

by CompE_Represent_Fo_Sho August 22, 2009

egg tart

When you're eating ass, and the person farts in your mouth.

I was giving Sarah a nice rim job, I didn't expect to get an egg tart.

by fartsmart September 10, 2018

Egg Donor

Another name for a deadbeat mother or someone you don't want to acknowledge as a mother.

"My egg donor called me this week and i let it go to voicemail" "My egg donor left me at 18 months" "Gotta love having a distant egg donor" "I hate my egg donor"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023