Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!

wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey

by daryy February 20, 2011

Tard Truck

Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.

I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.

by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009

Epi-Tard

The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.

Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.

by konnor83 July 26, 2012

T-Tard

A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.

Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!

by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018

R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".

I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."

by Attritionist March 17, 2022

tiktok tard

Miming words to a song with no sound while doing vigorous arm movements, usually in public.

"If you're going to be a tiktok tard, you're not going to be standing next to me in the shop."

by Belleaturbandictionary December 29, 2020

Bucky Tard

When someone believes that Buckfast tonic wine is “sweeter” based on the machine number on the back. Some say the bucky gets to their head and causes this.

"Can you believe that Bucky Tard over there? He thinks the number 1 is more sweet than a 32. Swear to god matthew is a Bucky Tard"

by Jackamo45 April 25, 2021