A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.
by heated October 15, 2006
Get the taint monkeymug. The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.
by jizz55 May 13, 2008
Get the Taint Juicemug. The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.
Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
by Cherrubim April 3, 2011
Get the Toilet Taintmug. when a small mammal, usually a badger or feral chipmunk, rips at the exposed anus of a shitting camper. the resulting shit-plosion will be a culmination of blood, tears, and mama's pudding
Oh shit bro, i just went to take a shit by the oak tree and this nasty badger gave me a terrible musky taint!!
by Omfg Dragonite January 10, 2009
Get the Musky Taintmug. Describes a person who is so kind, generous, and truly giving to your taint. A quick way for one to become a taint saint is for them to die for your, defending your, or spreading the good news of your taint to the heathens of the world.
After the recent scandals in the Catholic Church, the Vatican, in a desperate attempt to increase the churches popularity, announced a list of a dozen new taint saints.
by BitchBastard February 11, 2005
Get the taint saintmug. When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.
by Magruder January 7, 2008
Get the chocolate taintmug. Gay Man. A man who has butt sex with another man would be considered terrorizing their taint / taint region. Thus they are a Taint Terrorist
by Escote May 28, 2009
Get the Taint Terroristmug.